And here’s Crystal live and in the flesh onstage. This is his ninth time hosting, but the first he’s made a joke about texting at the movies. He’s launching into a musical number about the nine Best Picture nominees. He’s singing about “War Horse” to the theme song tune from “Mr. Ed,” and just made a fat joke at Jonah Hill’s expense. Hill smiled but didn’t look pleased.

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