Jon Stewart’s top 10 ‘Daily Show’ moments
Ahead of his last show, after 2,600 editions and 16 years, here are some of the comedian’s most memorable quips
When he leaves Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show” on August 6 after hosting nearly 2,600 episodes, Jon Stewart will have logged too many great moments to count.
The popular Jewish comedian’s last show is tonight, and in its honor, here are 10 Stewart highlights — both on and off the show — worth remembering:
Hail to the chief
(December 2000) Reporting on George W. Bush’s remarks as he clinched the presidency, Stewart replayed Bush declaring, “I was not elected to serve one party,” to which he retorted, “You were not ELECTED.” Then back to Bush saying, “I ask for you to pray for this great nation.” To which Stewart added somberly, “We’re waaaaay ahead of you.”
Grief-stricken
(September 2001) On his first show following the September 11 attacks, Stewart, with his emotions barely in check, delivered a soul-baring statement of grief, “so that we can drain whatever abscess is in our hearts and move on to the business of making you laugh, which we haven’t been able to do very effectively lately.” He went on: “Our show has changed. I don’t doubt that. What it’s become, I don’t know.”
No monkey business
(October 2004) Stewart appeared as a guest on CNN’s quarrelsome “Crossfire,” where he startled its hosts by criticizing them for their “partisan hackery” and “doing theater when you should be doing debate.” He implored them to “stop hurting America,” and when Tucker Carlson, the show’s conservative host, invited him to drop the serious act and be funny, Stewart shot back, “No, I’m not going to be your monkey!”
Hollywood turn
(March 2006) Stewart hosted the Oscars twice — in 2008 and two years before, when in his monologue he noted that two of the nominated films, “Good Night and Good Luck” and “Capote,” were about “determined journalists defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of the truth. Needless to say,” he added pointedly, “both are period pieces.”
Funny business
(March 2009) Stewart took on CNBC, unreeling a video of the financial news network’s personalities making howlingly wrong forecasts for market behavior. Then, after “Mad Money” host Jim Cramer booked appearances on CNBC sister networks NBC and MSNBC to rail against Stewart, the “Daily Show” host “responded” with make-believe appearances on other Viacom series, inserting himself into MTV’s “The Hills” and Nickelodeon’s “Dora the Explorer.” (“Why is everyone being such a pendejo?” Dora asks Stewart as he joins her in the frame, then tells the audience, “Pendejo: It means ‘jackass’ in Spanish.”)
Beck-ola
(March 2010) Then still a major draw on Fox News Channel, Glenn Beck was lampooned by Stewart in a virtuosic impersonation of the conservative champion, complete with Beck’s theatrics, byzantine pronouncements and, of course, many blackboards as he battled his volatile emotions: “As I look around at all the truly random things that I scribbled, I promised myself that I would cry.”
Rally big show
(October 2010) Aired live on Comedy Central and staged at Washington’s National Mall, “The Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” was staged by Stewart and “Colbert Report” host Stephen Colbert as a goofy, star-studded three-hour variety show with a serious social message: Americans aren’t as divided and at odds as the politicians who represent them or as the media portray them. “The image of Americans that is reflected back to us by our political and media process is false,” Stewart declared. “It is us, through a fun house mirror.”
Winging it
(March 2014) After Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 disappeared, CNN, with so much time to fill but scant information, decided to “go nuts,” as Stewart summed up in a segment lampooning the dubious news judgment of wall-to-wall coverage with nothing new to say yet ample use of “big fake airplanes, little fake airplanes, holographic airplanes!” Then he ran a clip of a CNN anchor, in a flight of fancy, suggesting that a psychic be retained to find the plane.
Key of F-word
(April 2010) Having let loose during an earlier comic tirade against Fox News with a simple bleeped proposal that the channel (bleep) itself, Stewart returned to the subject a few nights later leading a hallelujah chorus in a rousing musical reiteration that Fox News, for preaching “Fair and Balanced” but seldom delivering, should indeed (bleep) itself.
Alien reasoning
(June-July 2015) Stewart made the most of Donald Trump’s presidential candidacy, treating it as comic gold. And it was for him, night after night. On one show in July, he recalled Trump having said he “assumes” that not everyone illegally entering the US from Mexico is a rapist. “By the law of averages,” Stewart explained, deadpan, a few of those immigrants are “unable to rape for medical reasons,” or maybe are “all raped out.”
Times of Israel staff contributed to this report.
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